Category Archives: F

If somehow you are forced to read one of these books, seek therapy.

Eaters of the Dead

Michael Crichton

How to Eat Fried Worms

Thomas Rockwell

This book should never have been written…

Ninja Gaiden

A. L. Singer

This is a book that was based on the old Nintendo game Ninja Gaiden. It might seem unfair of me to review a book which could never even hope to get a D in any possible world, but, well, I did read it, and I have a bone to pick…

Blaster Master

A. L. Singer

A boy’s frog escapes, mutates, and jumps down a hole. The boy gives chase, falls down the hole, and, unlike Alice, finds a big tank, a gun, and a battle suit…

Wizards & Warriors

Ellen Miles

This book’s about a kid that goes on an adventure with Warrior from Wizards & Warriors (not sure if he has a name, but I am sure it doesn’t matter)…

The Client

John Grisham

Oh, no you didn’t! Oh, yes I did…

Coma

Robin Cook

What a terrible…

The Funhouse

Dean Koontz

Though this book is quite obviously one of the worst ever written, I’ll remember it always, because it was the first time in my life that I read a novel and thought to myself, “I can do better than this”…

The Illyrian Adventure

Lloyd Alexander

I’m embarrassed to admit that I read this book…