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mycontent[1]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="Dave and Family: Ahhhhh...The Love!"></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the one in the graduation hat.  The little cutie I&#x0027;m holding is my little sister, Natalie (I call her Dubu).  To my left is my mother, Sandi, and to my right is my dad, Steve.  We&#x0027;re at the 2003 commencement ceremony for the <a href="http://www.linguistics.berkeley.edu/">UC Berkeley linguistics department</a> (it was held at the Alumni House).</p>'
mycontent[2]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave1.jpg" width="300" height="315" alt="Me, Erin and Dubu!"></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the male one in the picture wearing <a href="http://dedalvs.conlang.org/tantyls/main.html">Tan Tyls</a> colors.  The girl to my right is my <s>fianc&#x00E9;e</s> wife, Erin, and the little cutie to her right is my little sister, Natalie (I call her Dubu).  We&#x0027;re at my parents&#x0027; house, and we appear to be posing for a picture.</p>'
mycontent[3]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave2.jpg" width="500" height="280" alt="Super Duck!"></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  No, I&#x0027;m not Super Duck, but we are on good terms.  You need a favor, you just let me know, and I&#x0027;ll hook you up.</p>'
mycontent[4]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave3.jpg" width="342" height="386" alt="Me and Erin."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the fool in the suit.  The girl I&#x0027;m with is my <s>fianc&#x00E9;e</s> wife, Erin.  She&#x0027;s better looking than I am.</p>'
mycontent[5]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave4.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me and Jon in the Castle."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the one in the tower, holding court with my associate <a href="http://www.myspace.com/octopusofdeath">Jon Moore</a>.  We take playtime <i>very</i> seriously.</p>'
mycontent[6]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave5.jpg" width="336" height="448" alt="Me in a Bounce House."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I once sustained an embarrassing injury in a bounce house, and swore I&#x0027;d never enter another as long as I lived.  This is a picture of me overcoming my fear.  My friend <a href="http://www.myspace.com/octopusofdeath">Jugar</a> witnesses the undertaking.</p>'
mycontent[7]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave6.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me Behind My Sister."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the one standing behind the adorable little girl.  That&#x0027;s my sister, Natalie (or Dubu), eating some cake at her fourth birthday party.  Evidently, she&#x0027;s enjoying it.  Also pictured is a rather fetching yellow cup, of which I approve.</p>'
mycontent[8]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave7.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me Dunking on a Short Rim."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the one throwing the ball down on a "nine" foot rim (the poor thing&#x0027;s been bent so badly it&#x0027;s probably closer to eight).  Onlooking is Vince, a fellow Stunna.  Additionally, you can see my green Honda.  I recently purchased a new gas cap for it.</p>'
mycontent[9]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave8.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me in My Cousin&#x0027;s Car."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the one in the orange shirt sitting in the car featured on <a href="http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/pimp_my_ride/series.jhtml">MTV&#x0027;s Pimp My Ride</a>.  It&#x0027;s my cousin Ryan&#x0027;s car, and it doesn&#x0027;t run all that great, but it looks neat.  And, in the end, isn&#x0027;t that all that matters?</p>'
mycontent[10]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave9.jpg" width="242" height="400" alt="Joe the Lion!"></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  Peterson, not Bowie.  Above, however, is Joe the Lion.  He can tell you who you are if you let him to his car.  (Guess that&#x0027;s a Britishism...)</p>'
mycontent[11]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave10.jpg" width="446" height="367" alt="Itwindi the Fierce!"></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  Above is pictured my main <a href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/"><i>World of Warcraft</i></a> character Itwindi atop her ferocious mount.  Sadly, this may be as close as I ever get to riding a tiger...</p>'
mycontent[12]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave11.jpg" width="250" height="499" alt="Itwindi!"></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  Above you&#x0027;ll find my main <a href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/"><i>World of Warcraft</i></a> character Itwindi (whose name comes from <a href="http://dedalvs.conlang.org/zhyler/">which language</a>...?), a Night Elf hunter.  She&#x0027;s wearing her <a href="http://www.mischief-makers.org/">Mischief Makers</a> guild tabbard, and standing in front of the Horde town she terrorizes on an almost nightly basis, Tarren Mill.  (Note: If you, dear reader, have a Horde Undead mage on <a href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/pvp/index.html?r=Feathermoon&compat=true&faction=a#top">Feathermoon</a> named "Pandu", I have exactly one "word" for you: PZZWNT!)  Why show this picture?  To confirm that, despite my best intentions, I probably am, indeed, a nerd.</p>'
mycontent[13]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave12.jpg" width="600" height="327" alt="Us all at the LCC"></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  I&#x0027;m the one that&#x0027;s getting arrowed in the picture above.  That&#x0027;s a picture we all took at <a href="http://conlangs.berkeley.edu/">the first annual Language Creation Conference</a> held at <a href="http://www.berkeley.edu/">Berkeley</a> on the twenty-third of April, 2006.  It was a fine day to be alive and a conlanger.</p>'
mycontent[14]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave13.jpg" width="300" height="650" alt="Jelstang firing it up."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  Above is one of my <a href="http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/"><i>World of Warcraft</i></a> characters, Jelstang (whose name comes from <a href="http://dedalvs.conlang.org/gweydr/">this language</a>), an Undead warlock.  She&#x0027;s having some good, wholesome fun playing with fire.  Mmm...  <i>Fire!</i></p>'
mycontent[15]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave14.jpg" width="450" height="363" alt="Me and Erin."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  And you know what?  I <i>do</i> take a good picture every now and again!  This is one of them.  I&#x0027;m sitting next to my <s>fianc&#x00E9;e</s> wife Erin, and, for whatever reason, the picture that was taken was a good one.  I actually approve of it.  How &#x0027;bout that?  To give credit where credit is due, it was taken by my grandfather.  Good one, Grandpa!</p>'
mycontent[16]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave15.jpg" width="311" height="296" alt="Crazy Coyote crouching."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  Above is a picture of Crazy Coyote, a friend of mine, hitching a ride on a mule (not pictured: mule).</p>'
mycontent[17]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave16.jpg" width="496" height="211" alt="Crazy Coyote on the prowl."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  Above is a picture of Crazy Coyote on the prowl.  Or, perhaps, he&#x0027;s standing still (sometimes it&#x0027;s hard to tell the difference).</p>'
mycontent[18]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave17.png" width="147" height="512" alt="Me as a Simpsons character."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  Ever wondered what I&#x0027;d look like as a <a href="http://www.snpp.com/"><i>Simpsons</i></a> character?  I did (or have).  Well, wonder no longer: here I am!</p>'
mycontent[19]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave18.jpg" width="450" height="300" alt="Me on my wedding day."></p><p class="just">Hi!  I&#x0027;m David.  This is what I looked like on the day I got married. I realized today that I haven&#x0027;t put up a recent photo of me in awhile, so here it is (if you look close, you can see the gray hairs I&#x0027;m starting to get).</p>'


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