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mycontent[1]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="Dave and Family: Ahhhhh...The Love!"></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the one in the graduation hat. The little cutie I&#x0027;m holding is my little sister, Natalie (I call her Dubu). To my left is my mother, Sandi, and to my right is my dad, Steve. We&#x0027;re at the 2003 commencement ceremony for the <a href="http://www.linguistics.berkeley.edu/">UC Berkeley linguistics department</a> (it was held at the Alumni House).</p>'
mycontent[2]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave1.jpg" width="311" height="311" alt="Me and Erin at Berkeley."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the one on the right with the graduation robe on, and to my right is my wife, Erin. We&#x0027;re at <a href="http://www.berkeley.edu/" target="_blank">Berkeley</a> graduating with a fine little stone bear.</p>'
mycontent[3]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave2.jpg" width="500" height="280" alt="Super Duck!"></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. No, I&#x0027;m not Super Duck, but we are on good terms. You need a favor, you just let me know, and I&#x0027;ll hook you up.</p>'
mycontent[4]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave3.jpg" width="342" height="386" alt="Me and Erin."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the fool in the suit. The girl I&#x0027;m with is my <s>fianc&#x00E9;e</s> wife, Erin. She&#x0027;s better looking than I am.</p>'
mycontent[5]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave4.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me and Jon in the Castle."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the one in the tower, holding court with my associate <a href="http://www.myspace.com/octopusofdeath">Jon Moore</a>. We take playtime <i>very</i> seriously.</p>'
mycontent[6]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave5.jpg" width="336" height="448" alt="Me in a Bounce House."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I once sustained an embarrassing injury in a bounce house, and swore I&#x0027;d never enter another as long as I lived. This is a picture of me overcoming my fear. My friend <a href="http://www.myspace.com/octopusofdeath">Jugar</a> witnesses the undertaking.</p>'
mycontent[7]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave6.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me Behind My Sister."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the one standing behind the adorable little girl. That&#x0027;s my sister, Natalie (or Dubu), eating some cake at her fourth birthday party. Evidently, she&#x0027;s enjoying it. Also pictured is a rather fetching yellow cup, of which I approve.</p>'
mycontent[8]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave7.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me Dunking on a Short Rim."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the one throwing the ball down on a "nine" foot rim (the poor thing&#x0027;s been bent so badly it&#x0027;s probably closer to eight). Onlooking is Vince, a fellow Stunna. Additionally, you can see my green Honda. I recently purchased a new gas cap for it.</p>'
mycontent[9]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave8.jpg" width="448" height="336" alt="Me in My Cousin&#x0027;s Car."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the one in the orange shirt sitting in the car featured on <a href="http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/pimp_my_ride/series.jhtml">MTV&#x0027;s Pimp My Ride</a>. It&#x0027;s my cousin Ryan&#x0027;s car, and it doesn&#x0027;t run all that great, but it looks neat. And, in the end, isn&#x0027;t that all that matters?</p>'
mycontent[10]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave9.jpg" width="242" height="400" alt="Joe the Lion!"></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. Peterson, not Bowie. Above, however, is Joe the Lion. He can tell you who you are if you let him to his car. (Guess that&#x0027;s a Britishism...)</p>'
mycontent[11]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave10.jpg" width="363" height="486" alt="Me and a feisty lizard."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. This is me at the Las Vegas airport taking a lounge on a lanky lizard. He&#x0027;s a right sort of chap.</p>'
mycontent[12]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave11.jpg" width="486" height="363" alt="Me looking pensive."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. This is what I look like when I&#x0027;m looking pensive, evidently. Actually, this is what I look like when I&#x0027;m at <a href="http://www.harborhousecafe.com/" target="_blank">Harbor House</a> with my friends at two in the morning and they decide to take a picture of me with my phone. (Hey, since I mentioned you on my site, <a href="http://www.harborhousecafe.com/" target="_blank">Harbor House</a>, can I get free stuff? Or will you at least make hash browns? Home fries are <i>NOT</i> the same thing!)</p>'
mycontent[13]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave12.jpg" width="600" height="327" alt="Us all at the LCC"></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the one that&#x0027;s getting arrowed in the picture above. That&#x0027;s a picture we all took at <a href="http://conference.conlang.org/lcc1/">the first annual Language Creation Conference</a> held at <a href="http://www.berkeley.edu/">Berkeley</a> on the twenty-third of April, 2006. It was a fine day to be alive and a conlanger.</p>'
mycontent[14]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave13.jpg" width="363" height="486" alt="Me in front of a charming rabbit topiary."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. This is from a trip to Las Vegas my wife and I took during a celebration of the Chinese Year of the Rabbit. It was awesome: There were rabbits <i>everywhere!</i> Naturally, I had to get my picture taken in front of a few. This is one of those shots.</p>'
mycontent[15]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave14.jpg" width="450" height="363" alt="Me and Erin."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. And you know what? I <i>do</i> take a good picture every now and again! This is one of them. I&#x0027;m sitting next to my <s>fianc&#x00E9;e</s> wife Erin, and, for whatever reason, the picture that was taken was a good one. I actually approve of it. How &#x0027;bout that? To give credit where credit is due, it was taken by my grandfather. Good one, Grandpa!</p>'
mycontent[16]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave15.jpg" width="311" height="296" alt="Crazy Coyote crouching."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. Above is a picture of Crazy Coyote, a friend of mine, hitching a ride on a mule (not pictured: mule).</p>'
mycontent[17]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave16.jpg" width="496" height="211" alt="Crazy Coyote on the prowl."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. Above is a picture of Crazy Coyote on the prowl. Or, perhaps, he&#x0027;s standing still (sometimes it&#x0027;s hard to tell the difference).</p>'
mycontent[18]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave17.png" width="147" height="512" alt="Me as a Simpsons character."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. Ever wondered what I&#x0027;d look like as a <a href="http://www.snpp.com/"><i>Simpsons</i></a> character? I did (or have). Well, wonder no longer: here I am!</p>'
mycontent[19]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave18.jpg" width="450" height="300" alt="Me on my wedding day."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. This is what I looked like on the day I got married. I realized today that I haven&#x0027;t put up a recent photo of me in awhile, so here it is (if you look close, you can see the gray hairs I&#x0027;m starting to get).</p>'
mycontent[20]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave19.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="Me and my cat Keli."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. This is me and my feisty feline <a href="/kamakawi/wotd/tag/caturday/">Keli</a>. Many cats have spunk, and Keli is one of those that counts as spunky. We have many grand adventures together.</p>'
mycontent[21]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave20.jpg" width="299" height="400" alt="Me and a friendly donkey."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. I&#x0027;m the guy petting the donkey. This was taken during a trip to San Diego (my old stomping grounds), and I was quite pleased to meet a new furry friend.</p>'
mycontent[22]='<p class="centered"><img src="images/dave21.jpg" width="317" height="467" alt="Me and a friendly donkey."></p><p class="just">Hi! I&#x0027;m David. Though you can&#x0027;t see much of it, this is me at the Bunker Hill Monument in Boston. Let me tell you: Climbing up all them stairs ain&#x0027;t no picnic!</p>'


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